Chelsea Handler is my hero

I'm half way through reading "My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands" and it's amazing. I don't mean the kind of amazing that people throw out all willy-nilly like "This vanilla ice cream is amazing," I mean pee-your-pants, snorting, side-splitting AMAZING! Of course it also inspires me to do bad things like Chelsea does, but she makes them sound so damn fun. On a more personal note, that would mean I would have to find men without strong parental responsibilities in order to do some of those things she writes about. My social calendar has been pretty comparable to a desert ghost town for awhile and it now has the potential to have a spike in activity. The only problem is this activity will only be happening during the week as my possible suitors each have a kid that they're very devoted to and only get to see on the weekends. While I find the fact that they're amazing, involved fathers, I don't know what I'm going to do with my weekends! Apparently I need a sterile boy to spend my weekends with. Or maybe I should just spend the weekends resting and preparing for the upcoming week. Of course, this is all a bit presumptious as it is still early in the game, but a girl can dream. Can't she?